dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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