would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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