Your mouth is God's brothel.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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