belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I smell like Dick and happiness
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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