but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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