Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just forgot I was standing up.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
im on a boat
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