I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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