It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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