Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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