Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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