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every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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