with your own penis?
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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