Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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