i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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