I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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