Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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