i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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