dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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