Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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