ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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