I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
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