how can u be prego again
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
our cab driver is having phone sex.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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