okay pat passed out under dana's car
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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