D3 body, D1 cock
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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