that's an acceptable place to lick
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
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I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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