he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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