white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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