Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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