i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
When are your genitals available?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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