Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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