: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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