i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
