We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
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She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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