Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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