I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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