I bet he comes in French.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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