You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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