I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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