Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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