if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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