white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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