When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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