Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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