roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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