You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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