oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
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