the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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