Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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