This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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