covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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