just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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