Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
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Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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