You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
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Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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