butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
her vagine was all disorganized.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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