Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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