like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
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We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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