so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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