I should be sponsored by Trojan
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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